5-5-2014: “For me to say I wasn’t a genius, I would just be lying to you and to myself.” - Kanye West
Game of Thrones Houses and their Kanye West Theme Songs
Kanye West is awesome. Game of Thrones is also awesome. As I see it, they also have a lot in common. Hence, I made this list. Disagree with any? Other houses not mentioned? Leave a comment.
Stark: Coldest Winter - Kanye West
This is obvious
Lannister: Gold Digger - Kanye West
Lannisters shit gold don't they? Always obsessing over money, debts, gold, and what not. Also, Kanye hasn't written songs about incest, as far as I know.
Baratheon: Can't Tell Me Nothing - Kanye West
All three Baratheon brothers make terrible decisions against the advice of more reasonable people.
Tully: Bad News - Kanye West
A lot of bad things happen to the Tullys. Red Wedding, Catelyn's death, Lysa is a big weirdo, Edmure is kind of a wimp, and the current heir is Robin Arryn, the kid who wants to solve all problems by 'making them fly.'
Arryn: Paranoid - Kanye West
Jon Arryn was paranoid and was killed by his own wife. Lysa is paranoid and has been holed up at the Eyrie for years, suspecting everyone of treachery, including, but not limited to, the lords of the Vale, her niece, her old husband, her new husband, and her sister.
Targaryen: Stronger - Kanye West
Seems like nothing can stop Daenerys. Went from being a little girl sold to a horseman to the Mother of Dragons, Myssa, and the Breaker of Chains.
Martell: Hell of a Life - Kanye West
Live fast, die young seems to be the theme of the Martells. Prince Oberyn is very open about his sexual dalliances, his desire to avenge his sister Elia and her children, and his disdain for the Lannisters. He seems to be headed for a glorious, if untimely, death.
Tyrell: Good Life - Kanye West
Things are going well for House Tyrell. Margaery is Queen, they're the wealthiest of the houses now that the Lannister gold mines are empty, they have many bannermen, and Olenna Redwyne is the craftiest old lady in the Seven Kingdoms. It'll be fun to watch everything fall apart for them.
Greyjoy: Don't Like - Kanye West, Chief Keef, Pusha T, Big Sean, Jadakiss
No one likes the Greyjoys.
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